I'm a podcaster and programmer in Toronto, Canada. I like nerdy things and nerdy people. I am strong enough to lift a car, a house, or anything else made of Lego. I invented the paperclip. I like animals and children, and they tend to like me back. Actually, they tend to urinate on me, but they seem to do it with affection. I quell South American uprisings. I have a perfect 20-and-0 record in bullfights, but always as the bull. I named the colour green. I may have made most of this paragraph up.
My label reads: May cause irritation. Contains a minimum of 5% post consumer waste. Do not leave in direct sunlight. Best before 2am. Hand wash only. If taken internally, consult physician.
I have the hairstyle of a meeple.
I was Time magazine's Person of the Year for 2006